Lesbians best friend, here's a hint.

That's right.

Dogs are OK, here's a handsome red haired dog.

and here is a nice looking red haird animal, as rodents go

And cats and dogs can get together when they want to, although the dog is smiling in bliss at the nearness of the cat, so trusting.  But the cat is sleeping with one eye open, and he does have a more skeptical look, which is probably wise.

A cat would probably always prefer the company of other cats, and lesbians, of course.  We've got each other covered.

When things get iffy, cats get resourceful.  Look at the expression on the dog, she's like HUH?

 One other thing cats have in common with dogs, but just one.

And cats definitely have each others backs from snoopy people when it's none of those peoples business

But when it comes to lesbians best friend, you know it's going to be cats.  So I found some cats in their honor.  For one thing, cats know how to party on the cheap.

So cats, since they are the lesbians best friend, kittens are the cutest and most desirable of all amongst the four legged creatures.

Cats are never boring

Cats might wear something, but they will never be pleased about it.

   I think this is common knowledge unless you've not yet done anything with a red head because we do everything better.

Not only are lesbians attracted to cats, cats are also naturally attracted to lesbians.  Red haired lesbians drive them insane, we are like their cat nip to them.  Which is amazing because lesbians are almost always less "cat fragrant" then straight girls, no, it has to be our pheromones, we have cat pheromones.

Red heads are known for being exceptionally smart, maybe it's an overcompensation for growing up gingers.

Blonds are pretty,
red heads are smart,
but it takes a brunette to win a boys heart! 

That's OK, I'll go with smart, because I'm not really after the boys heart anyway, I like girls! 

BLONDES R PRETTY ,RED HEADS ARE SMART, BUT IT TAKES A BRUNNETTE TO WIN A BOYS  HEART .. ♥

 The only thing that might get louder then a real cat fight

Yes, louder then a real cat fight? might be a fight between two red heads!

The only woman who might be scarier then a natural red head might be this crazy woman right here.

so . . .  

I'm gonna just hang out with my girlfriends and their cats, it's safer!

and a lot more fun.

so whenever you think that things are really bad like these words below?

and whenever you feel that your heart is being treated like this?

just get a cat.  A cat is going to make you laugh and laugh.  They can't help it.

and then you'll be happy because a cat will always have your back and so then your peace of mind will come back, and your cat will love you so much you can't help but love yourself a whole lot too, and you'll feel like this in no time.

It probably works, even if you're not a lesbian.

Love, Sally

Oh first here's this, Happy Easter everybody, or Happy Spring Break!  How was your spring break, or did you have it yet?  Now also, I'm on friends lock, I've been getting too much attention from people who aren't interested in me, just stuff about other people, so wait. That stuff is not here.

I've been going through a little beer phase, st patties day got me geared into beer.  Don't worry, you won't gain weight, just don't eat much.  Happies St. Patties

Green is one of my best colors, I'm sure it's true for all red heads.

Now the man, and that's what he is, a man.   He seems to be interested in me, I'm not sure how to tell.  I don't think I want him to be interested in me.  Not because he's a man, because he sort of teaches a class that I take. So, funny story, these occasions keep coming up where I end up following him somewhere. Every time I pick up something of mine that he wrote on, so wait, why do we have to go to the lab again? Why only me? Are we really supposed to be going and having a beer?

I'm supposed to be with girls, not boys, pretty sure!

Now it's spring, and this is what my pile of Easter eggs looks like for this weekend. It kinda makes me happy

Aside from that I have 10 goals for the holiday weekend.

1.  Sleep
2.  Sleep
3.  Sleep
4.  Sleep
5.  Yawn
6.  Nap
7.  Snooze
8.  Sleep
9.  Doze
10.  Sleep

Now some Ginger Power for the Hour

Is everybody ready to watch True Blood tonight?

Get drunk with a red head today! 

Stay strong. 

Love, Sally

 (I'm thinning down my friends list after returning from break, let me know if you wish to remain)

I got this idea from what @TheTheologiansCafe has been doing lately and I thought it would be fun.

Sally's advice to women concerning women.

1.  Make sure they're not homeless, AWOL, just kicked out of their parents house, runaways, etc., before you get drunk and meet them at a bar and take them home with you for the night. Otherwise it might be very awkward to get them to leave.  In fact, go to their place first.

2.  Realize that all girls may not be as in love with the colors pink and black as you are.  Find out what they like.

3.  If she has the same crush as you on a third party, kill her with kindness!

4.  If you have a crush on her, be a really great listener.

5.  Make sure she' ready to be hugged or kissed before you hug her, but never say "can I hug you?" or "can I kiss you?" because that's awkward, very awkward. You just have to figure it out intuitively.  If she's flirting with you a whole lot, though, you might just reach over and kiss her, say, like at a movie, but just a quick kiss, nothing overly passionate.  If she doesn't run from the theater, that's a good sign.  Plus, we like to hold hands in the movies (most of us).

6.  Be straight forward if you want an actual date versus a friendship.  It saves a lot of confusion later.

7.  I recommend, when making out, don't go straight for the breasts.  You should talk to her about her back ground and stuff before you get that far.  One in 5 women have been sexually abused.  If she has, or you have, or both, talk about it.  Listen to her very carefully.  Most people don't like to hear that, hear it anyway, and let her know you hear it and she can tell you all of it. You'll be unique, most people cut her off as fast as they can.

8.  For a lot of us, our ears tend to be areas where much arousal can happen, but just kind of breathing around the ears, don't actually pant or blow in her ear and don't stick your tongue IN her ear. 

9.  Seduce here with a face massage.  Let her lay with hear head in your lap and then do it (I'll look up something to give you ideas how to do this if you don't know).

10.  You can also seduce some women with a really good foot massage, but if it doesn't lead anywhere the first time, don't rush it.  IN FACT, never rush physical intimacy with a woman!   That's pretty much a turn off for almost every woman.

11. In addition to being a good listener, have something to say yourself now and then too!

12.  Laugh at anything and everything that's funny, because so many things are.  Go around together and laugh at stuff.  Go people watching and make up funny stories about the people you're watching.

13.  Try to be sensitive.  If it's not your nature, fake it.  Hopefully then it will become your nature.

14.  Don't always go eat first thing.  That's what everybody does.  Do something different.  Go to the zoo or a science museum, or go hiking or even just walking around places.

15.  Don't go out of your way to prove how smart you are because that will backfire on you.  Just be your naturals self and she'll get it.

16.  Don't criticize her clothing or her looks or anything, if you don't like that now, you probably never will.  But don't forget to tell her how awesome she looks!

17.  Over tip.  Let her witness your generous nature.  If you're kind of cheap? Overcome it.

18.  Give her some space, don't be too clingy!  That's really important!

19.  If she texts you, you should always say something back unless you're driving.  If you're too busy to text, text that, but not while driving!

20.   If something awkward happens, don't be afraid to laugh.  HARD!